12.11.2007

Face smashed

12/8/07, 1:30pmIncredibly, no cars were involved in the making of these wounds. I braked hard to avoid hitting a jaywalking student who was talking on her cell phone, flew over the handlebars, and face-planted on the pavement. My tooth went through my upper lip and then broke off. I have stitches inside and outside, and miraculously, no head trauma 12/8/07, 1:30pmor broken bones.

This probably looks like a good argument not to ride a bicycle in a city. But let me say this: the likelihood of this happening is actually far smaller than the likelihood that you will be in a car accident. My injuries are nothing compared to the physical and psychological trauma experienced by my mother and sister earlier this year in a motor vehicle accident which was due to the very same cause -- someone else's carelessness while talking on a cell phone.

Beyond that, think about this: you can compare the energy efficiency of a bicycle with that of a car, by using calories (kcal) as a metric. A healthy human burns 0.049 kcal/minute at 15mph, or 0.139 kcal/minute at 25mph. 15mph is a nice approximation of cycle-commuting, so I use that here. So I, with a weight of 145 pounds, burn 7.105 kcal/minute @ 15 mph as I ride to work or go riding on my lunch break. This equates to 28.42 kcal burned every mile ridden, if I maintain about 15 mph.

A gallon of gas contains 31,000 kcal of energy. If I consumed gasoline like a car, I would get ~1,090 miles per gallon of gasoline! A human being on a bicycle is the most efficient machine in the universe, in terms of distance traveled per unit energy. In my humble opinion, the answer to the fossil fuel crisis is not fuel cells or biodiesel, it's carbohydrates. And if more savvy people rode bicycles instead of driving cars, injuries like the above would become far less common than they already are.

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Addendum, 12/13/07, as I said elsewhere:

Cars do several things for us.
1. Kill people and animals and plants by polluting the air
2. Kill people by making oil into a political tool that starts wars
3. Kill people by making them sedentary, obese, and lazy
4. Kill people (this is called an "accident")

"Guns don't kill people, son, people kill people!"

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7 Comments:

Blogger John said...

Absolutely 100% sick.

By the way, what is the time of your wedding?

12/11/2007 5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fuck man! Did you punch the girl after that? Did you even curse?
U didn't.
Hmm you're still handsome.
But that is good news that nothing worse didn't happen.
Nowadays dental service is so good that it will fix you up!
Keep your chin up! We love you.

12/12/2007 5:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was me by the way :)

Did you use that telecaster in Wake/Lift recording? Or have you bought a new guitar?
People have took the new record seriously, they like it.
I haven't bought it yet because my friend haven't ordered it for us.
Are you going to buy that ISIS 12xLP box?
I don't know what else to ask :)

I just came from an exam. It was about baptism. I'll pass that..hopefully.

yeah

12/12/2007 5:41 AM  
Blogger M. Weed said...

Hey Sergei, nice to hear from you. Yes, I used the Telecaster on W/L, for all of track 6 and the outro to track 7. Both of these sections were also played through a 5-watt Valve Junior head, which I modified and played through a 2x12 cab. The rest of the record was done with a Les Paul studio with a Dirty Fingers pickup in the bridge.

I probably won't buy that Isis box set, too much money! I haven't really gotten much new music lately anyway. I'm sticking with the old favorites (Stars of the Lid, Tim Hecker, you know)... especially since I'm a little under the weather right now.

12/12/2007 9:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, no, nice to hear from you my friend! I am so pleased to hear that you have used that telecaster in your new record. Because that is really something. I haven't listened it that much as it should, because TMA-1 and Wake/Lift are my favourites. Though I've been Rosetta fan since europa-clip!(Yeah,I am the first real fan that you know) I hope you know that.
So what am I trying to say here???
Hey,I hope that you don't mind, I really bought the same telecaster that you have. You said so nice things about the guitar. But I also found that those mics are not so great... but in that record of yours....guitar parts sounds so good! I have to save something to the next time.. Yeah. With kisses!

Sergei

12/12/2007 6:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The one time I wander onto your site is the one time that it has something I absolutely cannot handle- mouth and tooth trauma.

I am so genuinely about to puke right now that I have to leave the computer or I will owe Merion $1,100 for an iMac

12/14/2007 9:40 AM  
Blogger M. Weed said...

Haha, Hillary, I was wondering how you would react. I kind of didn't want to tell you about it because I figured you would flip out.

12/14/2007 10:48 AM  

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